Lost and Found then Missing Again
Posted: October 3, 2009 Filed under: Family | Tags: doppleganger, familym suzette vaughn, look a like, molly ringwald, sisters 78 CommentsI’ve been working.
I swear.
So, I really miss everyone and I hope you haven’t forgotten me.
I will be making the rounds soon to say hi.
Until then, Please feel free to hop over to my sister’s blog and help her make fun of me. Or maybe she’s making fun of Molly Ringwald. I can’t be sure.
What are sisters for? No really, because I’ve been trying to figure that one out for decades.
~ CC
Claire Collins 
Hey, CC. Welcome back.
Thanks, Professor.
And you came bearing music. You’re the greatest.
I rarely go anywhere without it. And rarely in its original form.
It is good to see you again. I was a little more prepared for this drop off the face of the earth, having been broken in by your previous disappearance a few weeks ago. Still, it was a little quiet in here.
Lots of coming and going in blogland lately (I’m staring pointedly at you, Alan). Mostly going.
Cena sends his regards. He says that he has a “solution” for this complicated long division problem, but it requires “working it out by hand.” He also states that you need to “show your work,” which is probably a violation of several local statutes, especially if done in a classroom.
But that’s neither here or there. Well, it’s here, at my place. Not so much there, as in your place. But I thought I’d drag him into this anyway, kicking and ejaculating.
The music was one thing, but just once could you leave Cena at home? He’s whitewashing the walls.
I would keep him, but I only have one good couch.
yeah well I had one good couch too before he decided to fix it by hand.
Apparently you think sisters are for zipping up in bean bags.
You survived and you don’t remember it. Quit complainin’.
Hey there Claire,
According to those in the know (and that’s not me) Sisters Are Doin’ It For Themselves…
I love it. You give me a video telling me women don’t need men. I guess with a message like that – women really are doing it for themselves arent they?
Haha! Indeed they are. Of course, having a faithful dog around the house is always a good thing. 😉
Nice to see you back, Claire. I hear you loud and cl
Hah! That was weird… “Hey wordpress, I wasn’t finished yet!”
…Anyway, as I was saying before I was so rudely cut off… I hear you loud and clear on the present being busy…
Great to see you, Claire! You were missed.
Wow. That was just like when you call someone and have to leave a message but the voicemail cuts you off before you finish and you have to keep calling back and talking faster and faster so you can get the whole message out in pieces before the voicemail cuts you off again and then you always remember just one more thing and then you call back and start all ov-
Start all what???
Don’t leave me hanging here, Claire, I need to know what you were going to sa-
I haven’t forgotten you and I keep checking in.
I also have linked your sis in my blog, have been visiting her regularly, and am thinking of writing you out of my will in favor of her.
Sister’s are for providing a kidney when you need one or for pretending you are dead when they can’t get over s stupid grudge. Take my sister. Please.
Thanks for watching out for me Gryph. I really never intend to go away and I always come back, but I have these deadlines that refuse to go away no matter how long I try to wait them out.
I find my sister to be entertaining and I’m thrilled you two are entertaining each other. I hope everyone stops by over there and sees her. She’s a lot shyer and quieter than I am.
yes, you should be afraid.
Ohh that’s why I keep her… Spare body parts!
I have two sisters and no brothers. Neither of them would spit on me if I were on fire.
I don’t think you want my spare parts. I don’t want them and they are attached.
Gryph, if you are on fire, I promise to spit on you.
Suzette, I currently have plenty of spare parts of my own. But I do plan on keeping the good ones in reserve for one of us.
Thank you dear. That is always good information to have. Would you like to be my adopted sister?
Are you looking for spare body parts too? I’m o negative if that helps.
I’ll be your blog-opted sister, Gryph!
My blood family wouldn’t piss on me if I was in flames…
same thought but I went with secretions from another orifice to keep it G Rated.
Geez. I promise to turn the hose on either one of you if you are on fire. I also promise to call the fire department and perform CPR if necessary.
I can’t tell you how happy I am that you’re back. And you are back. I’m hoping that these panic attacks and rashes will now start to subside. Maybe Cena has a left field solution for my ailments? Did you lock your poor sis in a sleeping bag and push her down the steps? I used to do that to my little cousin. He got me back though by having Suge Knight dangle me off of a 20 story rooftop. He always has to have the last word, I swear. It’s great to see you. You have (and better not be again) been missed!
1) I’m back at the moment, but still working a lot. I can hear my future calling but it makes the present pretty sucky
2) Cena may have the cure for what ails you if you’re willing to rub it all over. I hear it’s good for hair. Lots of protein.
3) I did zip her inside a huge bean bag when she ws two because she wouldn’t stop following me around and annoying me. It didn’t occur to me that she would suffocate in there. I blame our mother. Why wasn’t she watching one of us?
4) Think I can get Suge Knight to pay my sister a visit?
5) Just remember that I always come back, especially when you’re sick and tired of seeing me. (I missed you too)
6) ahem. Alan and CLT both brought music to hail my return. *tapping foot impatiently*
This has nothing at all to do with your return, but I thought you’d like it….
I love him. Try this one on too since we’re kind of talking about red heads in this post:
I love that song as well. You can’t find bad Bruce!
After hearing you reprimand Scott, I felt chagrined.
and so.
*sigh* Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye. I remember this scene. I loved their dresses. Thanks Gryph!
Blogging siblings! Interesting. I’ll be sure to visit and send brother York over as well. Welcome back Claire.
Don
Donald, Always a pleasure to see you and you know I adore York. I’ve already been over to your place.
Oh no!
Please Claire, don’t encourage the old fool. I’m still apologising to the neighbours after the time that Truitt abandoned him on my doorstep.
The postman still won’t come within 30 yards of the house, and neither will local vicar after that unfortunate incident with York, the goose, and the tube of KY jelly.
But you guys had fun, yes? And that thing with the goose… Well, York assures me it was consensual. And, as an added bonus – the vicar doesn’t come around anymore.
He says he’ll be visiting you for the holidays. Christmas with York. He has novelty reindeer ears he wears everywhere. Oh, and of course, you’ll want to buy a separate Christmas goose for him. ho ho ho!
honk honk honk!
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
York was just stuffing it for Christmas dinner. I don’t see what the problem is.
He likes a good stuffed and mounted goose.
And really, who doesn’t?
I wonder what’s the best way to stuff and mount a dachsund?
Our mother used to have one in the back window of her car. It was a bobble head, before bobble heads where cool.
Ah, smelly bottom produce, already done, sorry.
WTF enjoy second time around.
Dave, it’s still a great song and it’s the thought that counts.
Isn’t “Smelly Bottom” an upper class neighborhood in D.C. Either that or a bluegrass band . . .
I have no idea ’cause my sister has a penis. I can tell you brothers hate being referred to as “Sisters with Wieners”. On the other hand, I always wanted a sister to call, “My brother with a vagina”.
I have a brother too but I’ve never thought of mixing them together like that. Maybe because I had one of each? I’ll be your blog sister.
Blog Sister Power!
It’s a good thing too since I’m already a chick…
Chicks man! Their powerful!
For a minute there I thought your sister was Susan Vega
Ok. Who’s Susan Vega? It’s very similar to Suzette Vaughn, especially if you have some level of brain damage.
Like so:
She sings.
That is certainly something you would know. I should have guessed that one
I asked my husband very cheerfully he said “Luka”
That’s twice today I’ve messed that up. geez
Iz gotz me a little. Thank you for exposing me and making me feel ashamed, but then, what are Blog Sisters for, if not to make you cry?
I was referring to myself since I made the obscure connection, but now you made me feel bad.
I’m sorry. This whole writing and reading and understanding each other is sometimes hard for me.
that’s because you only come around once a week.
Oh, I thought it was because of having a bird brain.
Hmm, so how broad minded is sis? Can I leave my usual friggin loon comments without fear she will rock in a corner for weeks? OK, you twisted my arm, I am off to wreak havoc…see ya 🙂
I would be so disappointed in you if you weren’t yourself. She’s thick skinned. She’s my younger sister so I taught her right!
That’s what I am worried about 🙂
You are the hardest working person I know. I’m always in awe of what you accomplish.
Sisters making fun of one another? lol! Yah we do! It’s part of the fun in having a sister or two.
That includes my pseudo-sisters as well.
That’s such a sweet compliment, Sia. Do you see some of the abuse lovingly doled out at me? Thanks for coming to see me!
I’m enjoying wandering through your posts.
Sheila, welcome aboard! Hope you find something amusing or interesting or at least entertaining.
Are you related to Vince Vaughn?? Can I get an autograph..not for me for someone else.
You’re an artist, draw one up?
No Autographs please!
Oh never mind, you’d never be able to read my writing anyway – so sure!
We could never forget you, Claire. You’re one of the high points of our internet experience. 🙂
Awwwww that’s the sweet comment of the day. Thanks, George! How can someone so sweet come up with someone as ornery as Hank?
and how are you doing today?
I’m really good 25 🙂
How about you?
I don’t know how anybody could confuse you with Molly Ringworm…I mean Molly Ringwald.
So what are you saying Ahmnodt?
The way I’d make fun of you would be more humane than the way I’d make fun of Molly.
Thanks! I appreciate that! … I think…
So glad you’re back!